[Millitimed to right after the big booms.]

The last time Obi-Wan felt anything like this, nearly two thousand million voices had just cried out in terror and immediately fallen silent. It's the purely physical component of the blast that actually knocks him out of his seat, but it wouldn't have been able to do but for the psychic clobbering.


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( Fake LJ-cut: T-minus Seven )

Having talked an odd cross-section of his friends into getting Karkat's gifts, established that they work, and warned the others about the interloper*, Michael is remaining signed into T-Minus, as are the others, all of whom are pingable. He himself (dividedMalakh, FF8800) is sitting by the fireplace, watching the ( Read more... )

Two weeks ago, a batch of strangely-colored hot dogs appeared in Milliways ( Read more... )

It's been about three days since Strong Bad put a particularly potent sausage into his face. He's been spending a lot of the intervening time rubbing Quite Fancy 'Chup and other substances of much ilk on the rashes that broke out on him and his The Cheat ( Read more... )

Hot dogs are a traditional summer food in many parts of North America.

Of course, not all of the people in Milliways are from North America. It may not even be summer wherever they come from ( Read more... )

A grey, horned, thirteen year old alien climbs up on the bartop.

"ATTENTION DEGENERATE HUMAN MOUTHBREATHERS AND ASSOCIATED NONHUMAN BAR HANGERS ON LOUNGING AROUND THE VICINITY. I AM NOW YOUR LEADER, IN THE ADMITTEDLY LIMITED SENSE THAT I AM IN CHARGE OF DISPENSING THE LIQUID REFRESHMENT YOU ALL CRAVE. I WILL BE A WRATHFUL AND MERCILESS ALCOHOLIC ( Read more... )

The yellow cheese-rat-dog-thing comes through the door first. The wrestleman can be heard talking to somebody.

"...for Attractive People, Season 2. And not SBCG4AP2 either. It needs to be... are you ready for this? ...Strong Bad's Second Cool Game for Attractive People." Pause. "Okay then, how about Strong Bad's New Cool Game for--? At least let ( Read more... )

"Well, now. This is a familiar sight still."

The red-haired human-plus who walks into the bar and up to the Bar receives two notes with his glass of Ogden's. The first reminds him of his own failures and prompts him to write a ( reply. )

"What?" says the wrestleman when he gets a napkin instead of the One he ordered. "I'm supposed to what? Aw, man..." Nonetheless, he and his henchpet take up positions back of the bar, and he modifies the specials board accordingly.

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o/` The Cheat, where you goin' to?
And once you get there, whatchu think you gonna do?
Gettin' yourself back into the habit
Of goin' to Milliways
Comin' face-to-face with an angry red rabbit
Gonna be one'a those days... o/`

"YAAAAAGH!"

So there's a The Cheat being chased in circles by a demon bunny. Because somebody demunded it.

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